A fleet of radical Muslim yachties
was intercepted off Airlie Beach!
Famous yachtsman Osama Bin Laden was believed to be among those
taken. About thirty yachts of various style were boarded by Australian
Customs and ASIO over the weekend, over twenty dead so far.
Customs were taking credit for the success
of the joint operation as the survivors were being marched off
to Guantanamo Bay. We took a lot of abuse over the years
for keeping an eye on the yachts but I think our critics aren't
laughing now, the minister said proudly, especially
that Norson guy. I want a personal apology from him! It was
the help we got from the Poms that put us over the top,
he claimed. They really know how to handle this kind of
thing, shot first and don't bother with questions at all!
The fleet was descending on Nara Inlet
when the government forces struck with machine guns and rocket
launchers. The bombers, some disgracefully disguised as children
and woman, put on quite a show but our defence forces were not
fooled. No chances were taken as Muslim terrorists disregard
for the lives of their own children is well documented by the
When questioned as to how the fleet was
identified as terrorist the minister replied, It was the
beards, they all had beards. How did you make out
the beards, TCP asked? As low as our brave pilots
fly over those bums we could see the caps on their teeth.
TCP asked, but don't many honest citizens have beards?
Yeah, name one, he replied. How about Philip
Adams? Humph, he declared, like I said,
besides, they were suspicious and tried to run.
OK, then how were they going to
bomb us, what was the plot that you uncovered? Well,
the minister replied slowly, you see
. the hypotenuse
of the equilateral in conjunction with our ASIO intelligence
infrastructure in conjunction with that of the USA CIA &
FBI substantiated without question that they had the WMD's!
Nuclear? asked TCP. Worse,
Methane! More explosive and certainly more odious than high level
radiation. Every boat had a full holding tank and was planning
to destroy the reef and Queensland tourism with a fuel detonated,
twenty megaton shit bomb!
There you have it. Our shores safe from yachty terrorist thanks
to our brave people in Customs.